premi3r:

illkim:

when u cum and someone’s about to walk in

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Tumblr is a special place.

(Source: illkim)

burgrs:

in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via bongjamin)